Sunday, 16 October 2016

Remembering King Bhumibol Adulyadej

In recent days the passing on October 13th of the much revered King of Thailand, King Bhumibol Adulyadej has grabbed the attention of almost everybody who has the good fortune to live in South East Asia.

Even then, I was quite surprised when cliff brought out his iPad, showed me these pictures and started talking about him.


It seems from Wikipedia that, after his coronation in May 1950, King Bhumibol and his consort returned to finish their studies in Europe. So it must have been during the year end break in December 1950 that the young Royals visited Singapore on their yacht. 

At this time Cliff was a policeman working for the Singapore Harbour Board and had been assigned duty on Godowns one to five. With today's fancy marinas yet to be built, this was exactly where the King decided to berth his yacht.

Cliff was one of the officers assigned to protect the Royal Yacht. This task meant that he was required to go onboard and down into the hold to guard the royal jewels. The young King wandered out and spent quite a while chatting with Cliff. On leaving, the King told Cliff "Don't worry about the jewels, just make yourself coffee machine whenever you want one."



It seems that the royal couple made quite an impression on Cliff who was only a couple of years older than the King. As for Her Majesty - his main recollection: "lovely"!

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

Cliff Cycled to Malacca - Sunday Times appx Nov 1949

I have been trying to find out if we can get a reprint of this article from the National Library without much success so far.

I have quite a bit of collateral stuff to write up from chats with Cliff - but I hope this will be of interest for now.




Sunday, 21 August 2016

Bicycle rides and other adventures

It was 1948. Cliff Standley was working in the Singapore Police Force but several of his friends were living and working in  southern Johor in places like Ulu Choh (near Gelang Patah) and Pekan Nanas on the way to Pontian, places that are a respectable motorbike ride from Johor Bahru now that we have good roads. Back in 1948 of course the roads were completely different and the hazards were not limited to the quality of the roads. At night it you never knew which posed the bigger threat, Wild animals crossing the road or Communist bandits who were trying to take over after the retreat of the Japanese.

Obviously nobody travelled at night because it was inherently dangerous (not to mention the curfew). It seems however that this piece of information hadn't reached Cliff Standley who not only took to travelling to meet his friends but often did it at night. Either on a bicycle or later on his Harley Davidson.

The other day he was recounting one of his rides. He had travelled from Singapore to visit a friend, Norman Maris, a Yorkshireman from Hull who was a police leutenant at the Ulu Choh waterworks. Norman had become a Muslim but for some reason he seemed to have eschewed the lovely curries and "lemak" (coconut milk) based food of the Malays and was living an ascetic life with simple dishes like rice and corned beef. Cliff, who by then had become used to the joys of the local cuisine, was getting a bit fed up with the unexciting fare, and so, he called his friend Terry Metcalfe who was living at Pekan Nanas to arrange to stay the night there instead, telling him that he was still hungry after the sorry rice dishes that he had been offered.

Pekan Nenas was, and still is, a town known for its pineapple plantations and Terry Metcalfe was the security officer there. Terry advised Cliff to wait for the next day but, impetuous as always, Cliff climbed on his bicycle and headed off into the dead of night.

Knowing well that his warning would go unheeded, Terry put the word out, so when Cliff arrived on his Raleigh Record Ace he was greeted by a huge crowd eager to see the European who was crazy enough to ride through the jungle in the middle of a curfew.

After the exercise of the night before, Cliff slept late and woke to the delightful smell of curry coming from the kitchen. Thinking that his luck had changed, Cliff made his way downstairs happy that his exertions had been worthwhile. On the table in the dining room a wonderful curry lunch was laid out for all to enjoy. Unfortunately Terry had got hold of the wrong end of the stick and thought that Cliff didn't like the local food and had got his cook to prepare fish and chips specially for Cliff who, to this day can still smell that curry that he had to forego because politeness forbade him to explain that his host had misunderstood him.

Into the wire

As we all know, from the movies, a regular schedule can make you vulnerable if you are the target of unwanted attentions. The police used to run a security convoy by truck weekly from Johor Bahru to Pontian, a route that went past Ulu Choh and Pekan Nanas.  On one occasion, Cliff and a friend were returning by Motorbike from one of their trips to visit Terry Metcalfe at Pekan Nenas when they rode into a wire that the bandits had stretched across the road as part of a trap for the convoy that was due soon. The wire got entangled with the front wheel. Expecting to be shot at any time, they worked desperately to clear the the wire from the front wheel. After what seemed like an eternity they finally managed to clear it and get on their way. To this day, Cliff wonders why they were not shot. Did the bandits assume that no europeans would be stupid enough to ride in the dark along a quite road? Had they been mistaken for kampong folk - or were the bandits simply trying not raise the alarm?

Sunday, 14 August 2016

The Coliseum Bar & Cafe

The Coliseum  Bar & Cafe was a famous watering hole for Planters and Tin Miners. There used to be a rack by the door for hanging your guns. These days it is still a popular place to eat especially among the lawyers who work nearby.

Another popular watering hole, just opposite the Coliseum, was Nanto's Milk Bar. The joke was that they sold almost everything except milk. Nanto's was the place where everybody ended up after a long night on the town - round about 4 a.m. before heading home.

Cliff was in the Coliseum with an old friend, Dennis Wyman, when the famous cartoonist Lat walked in. Lat commented about somebody who had wandered off "Oh - he's done a Houdini" referring, of course, to the famous escapologist. Cliff replied "Houdini died on October 31st 1926" leaving Lat speechless with his command of general knowledge. What he didn't know was that Cliff remembered that particular fact because it was the day that Cliff was born!

Lat - amazed at Cliff's knowledge.



A poem - out of the blue....

Those who know Cliff will remember classic recitals like "Albert and the Lion", various bits of Kipling and many others which he learned as a lad.

He learned a lot of them because his Mother organised concert parties for her church. Leonard, Cliff's elder brother (a Sapper in the Army) played the mouth organ - Cliff took on many roles - doing magic tricks and recitals - even acting in plays. He also took on the role of compere - for which he had to fill in at a moment's notice with impromptu jokes and poems.

Today, out of the blue, this popped up.



I'm dying Kathleen, I'm dying,
Things that were faded are now bright.

I'm dying Kathleen, I'm dying,
Old friends I shall meet tonight.

I'm dying Kathleen, I'm dying,
Hush, can you hear t' splash?

I'm dying Kathleen, I'm dying,
I'm dying my moustache!


He followed up with another that he had learned when he was sixteen having elocution lessons..


The Hindoo's Paradise

And, of course, he was word perfect.